Am i a lying psycopath?

You're not crazy, just insecure.. the time and effort you spend staging friends on FB take that time and effort and put your self out there. Just love who you are :) no need to lie.... being in california doesnt make you cool and you'll realize that the things you lie about aren't Worth lying for, because when the truths out THEN you'll look A"crazY" for taking the time to lie about silly things that don't make a difference :)